Food Jam: “Endless Shrimp” is back at Red Lobster! Who’s got their Shrimp Bib and Vomit Pail ready?

[smurfco]

Who’s ready to feast on an endless, maddening buffet of shrimp, the garbage fish of the sea? Who is ready to tempt Neptune and the fates of the briny deep? Don’t forget to take that poop vein out from down the middle of that fetid pustule of ocean waste known as shrimp! Get ready for your innards to be torn asunder and to expel your previous fortnight’s worth of stomach contents in one nerve shattering evening! For a limited time only! What are you waiting for, you dumb, cheap fucks? Now’s the time to plunk down your hard-earned in exchange for a fecal feast from beneath the waves!

 

[Tiltsta]

I always assumed a server at that place must bring a giant bucket of shrimp to a table and have visions of being a walrus trainer at a zoo.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

 

[Andrew Sak]

I dont think the family tree of Red Lobster shrimp can ever be traced back to the ocean. That said, I'm in!

 

[Jbird]

Do they have jumbo shrimp?

 

[Andrew Sak]

Do they have jumbo shrimp?

That's an oxy moron you 'clever fool'. You can ask a 'paid volunteer ' for an 'original copy' with an 'exact estimate' for all you can eat 'jumbo shrimp '. It might get 'pretty ugly'. ' Act natural' if you are met with 'the sound of silence'.

 

[tiger roach]

Okay, first I have to protest the depiction of nature’s delicious shrimp as some sort of ocean-going dung beetle in the OP.

However I would sooner spend a Friday evening pigging out at Golden Corral than do Endless Shrimp at RL. So there’s our common ground.

Here’s the Golden Shrimp I made for a Thanksgiving appetizer. They disappeared like snow in a furnace.

 

[Andrew Sak]

Okay, first I have to protest the depiction of nature’s delicious shrimp as some sort of ocean-going dung beetle in the OP.

However I would sooner spend a Friday evening pigging out at Golden Corral than do Endless Shrimp at RL. So there’s our common ground.

Here’s the Golden Shrimp I made for a Thanksgiving appetizer. They disappeared like snow in a furnace.

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Why do you suppose the tail shell is left on the shrimp that's good to go otherwise? Whenever I make shrimp scampi myself, I always take those off before serving.

 

[Denverdave]

No thank you....

 

[tiger roach]

Why do you suppose the tail shell is left on the shrimp that's good to go otherwise? Whenever I make shrimp scampi myself, I always take those off before serving.

It’s a perfect handle. And real pro shrimpers can bite the nub right out of that last segment, leaving nothing but shell.

 

[Gary Blanchard]

I have a shellfish allergy. No way would I go there.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

 

[bsman]

I hate shrimp. The texture is disgusting to me - it's like biting down on connective tissue.

 

[frunobulax]

I'm having some shrimp tonight.

 

[dodgechargerfan]

I hate shrimp. The texture is disgusting to me - it's like biting down on connective tissue.

This, and even when I’ve been able to choke one down, they don’t taste that good to be worth the effort to have them again.

 

[sunvalleylaw]

Came to post the clip. But this is just as good.

 

[Devil is Dill]

 

[tiger roach]

heh “Bottomless Pete”

 

[BlockInlay]

Are the all you can eat shrimp shell on? RL would make a killing if yes.

I wouldn’t eat at RL if I could help it and I avoid shrimp unless they’re US caught. The Asian stuff is tasty but the antibiotics they get doused in is carcinogenic.

And farmed shrimp tastes like shrimp shit (aka RL).

 

[jp_nyc]

I drove by a Red Lobster when I was two towns outside of Boulder today. I could feel the vomit crawling up my esophagus just from being too close.