Wren and Cuff Holiday Surprise Pedal Deal

[Peen Simmons]

So you can pay $119 for a Wren and Cuff pedal and they’ll surprise you with something — from the standard line, their retro folded steel line, or even some weird custom thing.

Seems like a solid deal if you wanna play Big Muff Roulette. I got an order in because why not. Because I sure as hell ain’t gonna waste time with the Premier Guitar Mystery Sock this year. (Like I’m ever gonna wear a Gibson Trucker Hat.). We’ll see what it is when it arrives.

Holiday Mystery Pedal — Wren and Cuff

Holiday Mystery Pedal

www.wrenandcuff.com

 

[Andrew Sak]

I share a work wall with them.

 

[Peen Simmons]

I share a work wall with them.

That’s pretty cool. Is it just constant wall of sound fuzz over there all the time?

 

[Andrew Sak]

That’s pretty cool. Is it just constant wall of sound fuzz over there all the time?

I do hear jamming. Sometimes drums. I'm not sure how they feel about our noisy shop.

 

[Peen Simmons]

I do hear jamming. Sometimes drums. I'm not sure how they feel about our noisy shop.

Is it noisy at the sex robot factory?

 

[Andrew Sak]

Is it noisy at the sex robot factory?

Yes! Especially on product testing day.

 

[Peen Simmons]

Yes! Especially on product testing day.

I told you not to hire smurfco

 

[Andrew Sak]

I told you not to hire smurfco

He's trying to backdoor his way into Wren and Cuff.

 

[Peen Simmons]

He's trying to backdoor

Doesn’t that void the warranty?!?

 

[jp_nyc]

Yes! Especially on product testing day.

That wouldn’t happen if someone on your team knew how to pick oil with the proper viscosity.

 

[Andrew Sak]

I'm going to bow out on further sex robot jokes linked to Wren and Cuff pedals. The owner and founder knows Jiu-Jitsu.

I had some zingers involving Smurfco, @DdBob, employee of the month bonuses.

Speaking of DdBob, where did you bury the body Peen?

 

[Peen Simmons]

I'm going to bow out on further sex robot jokes linked to Wren and Cuff pedals. The owner and founder knows Jiu-Jitsu.

I had some zingers involving Smurfco, @DdBob, employee of the month bonuses.

Speaking of DdBob, where did you bury the body Peen?

Not certain what is up with our boy Deebo. I assume he just got so high he forgot the internet existed.