Newsflash! Would you go see a movie called "Disgusting Old Danny" if you didn't know anything about it and it was playing at a mainstream movie theater like AMC?

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So you know it's not a "skin flick" or anything porgnographical, but it is rated R, but you don't know anything baout it other than the title and you are standing there at the box office and the movie you wanted to see is sold out so you look at the board and you see "Disgusting Old Danny" and it has a great run time (1hr54min) would you take a chance going in blind and watch Disgusting Old Danny? What do you think it would be about and what would you HOPE it was about?

Can you write me a quick one paragraph plot synopsis of what you would expect a non-explicdit film called Disgusting Old Danny would be about?
 
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I would probably go to that movie if this was 1970 to 1974. I would expect it to be a character driven movie with at least one crude old, funny man in it.

You tell me that’s the title of a movie released in 2024, I’m not going to take a chance on it until I know more about it. Why?

The title isn’t the problem. The problem is that many modern movies seem to be made by people who’ve forgotten how to entertain an audience. It could be about almost anything in 2024.
 
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DOD is a tragic documentary about a neglected aquarium in Danny's apartment. Every time a girl comes over for sex she is horrified by the poor goldfish gasping for air in it's own filth and of course this kills the mood in an instant. Danny is clueless though, so it's kinda a dark comedy.
 
Yes, I would check this out.

The opening scene has Danny bored and messing with folks that have posted Craigslist ads. He sees an ad looking for a drummer for an R E.M. tribute band. Discusting old Danny answers the ad, saying yes, he'll take the rim job. Both sides call each other's bluff, and Danny finds himself knocking on their door at midnight. They open the door, and holy fuck! It's Danny DeVito as himself!

They all get along great, and Danny becomes the band's mascot. They even set up a tiny bed in their rehearsal room for him to stay. There's a lightheartedly funny tea-bag scene due to the height differences. It's about the adventures of touring the tribute band scene in a van with the band and discusting old Danny. There are a some good cameos, with Ted Danson, Tony Danza, and Ralph Malph from Happy Days trying to pick up chick's at the shows. "Don't you know I'm Ted 'fucking' Danson?"
 
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Andrew Sak said:
Yes, I would check this out.

The opening scene has Danny bored and messing with folks that have posted Craigslist ads. He sees an ad looking for a drummer for an R E.M. tribute band. Discusting old Danny answers the ad, saying yes, he'll take the rim job. Both sides call each other's bluff, and Danny finds himself knocking on their door at midnight. They open the door, and holy fuck! It's Danny DeVito as himself!

They all get along great, and Danny becomes the band's mascot. They even set up a tiny bed in their rehearsal room for him to stay. There's a lightheartedly funny tea-bag scene due to the height differences. It's about the adventures of touring the tribute band scene in a van with the band and discusting old Danny. There are a some good cameos, with Ted Danson, Tony Danza, and Ralph Malph from Happy Days trying to pick up chick's at the shows. "Don't you know I'm Ted 'fucking' Danson?"
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Perhaps Disgusting Old Danny could be a MAGA supporter, and guest sing two REM songs about his deep attraction to the president and vice-president-elects:

'Orange Crush' and 'Crush with Eyeliner'.
 
Motorik said:
Perhaps Disgusting Old Danny could be a MAGA supporter, and guest sing two REM songs about his deep attraction to the president and vice-president-elects:

'Orange Crush' and 'Crush with Eyeliner'.
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I imagine Disgusting Old Danny is like crossdressing Cheech & Chong on synthetic drugs. There are many references to The Big Lebowski and Silence of the Lambs but the tramway farting pandemic scenes really make this movie sort of unique.

I'm still torn.
 
Motorik said:
Perhaps Disgusting Old Danny could be a MAGA supporter, and guest sing two REM songs about his deep attraction to the president and vice-president-elects:

'Orange Crush' and 'Crush with Eyeliner'.
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I'll run that by my team.

There is a scene where Dan feeds the band Jersey Mike's Subs made 'Discusting Old Danny's Way'. The whole band blows chunks on stage while performing Everybody Hurts in a battle of the tribute bands.
 
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