Why do you hate Gary?

[GusChiggins]

 

[dmn23]

I miss Gary.

 

[Honkridge]

 

[Theodore]

 

[DFB]

 

[Fumbles]

How could anyone hate Gary?

I mean, leaves trails of slime everywhere, but he doesn't need much- just a shell to live in. Eg0- Without shell:

 

[yabba]

I mean, the puns ARE pretty awful, but Mr. Blanchard generally seems like a very likable fellow

 

[Peen Simmons]

He’s an America-hating commie hypocrite who puts our boys in harms way by offering aid and comfort to Uncle Ho with his protest ditties and long hair.

He smells weird, hangs out with cats, and refuses to hold down an honest job.

He’s a menace to our way of life and our Judeo-Christian values of free market enterprise and nuking the man in the black pajamas.

Also, he once made both Haldeman and Ehrlichman cry.

 

[Bones McHorror]

Because he looks like tommy wiseau. Especially in that thumbnail.

 

[Honkridge]

 

[Jbird]

It smells pretty bad there, for one.

 

[Bob411]

It smells pretty bad there, for one.

Take the good with the bad. No Gary Indiana/ then no Jackson 5.

 

[DFB]

Take the good with the bad. No Gary Indiana/ then no Jackson 5.

No Tony Zale either.
Great boxer.

 

[Theodore]

gary is a spook
carol is a narc
they both went down to langley, joined the cia
and oh i don't know why