What are some of your celebrity crushes, who...

[Flamencology]

Basically asking you, for those of you who identify as straight, to name some same-sex celebrity crushes.

Or, for those of you who identify as gay or lesbian, opposite-sex celebrity crushes.

If you are asexual, then please feel free to discuss a few of your favourite fictional robots.

If you identify as bi or pansexual, then I guess feel free to talk about whatever the hell you like.

But if you remain silent or protest in any way, then I will assume that you are into some really fucked-up furry cosplay shit where you and your friends take turns wearing spider costumes, rat costumes, and pig costumes, and film yourselves enacting pornographic versions of scenes from Charlotte’s Web.

I think my own might be Ben Whishaw and Stanley Tucci.

 

[rickenvox]

I think my own might be Ben Whishaw and Stanley Tucci.

Just helping so that people don't have to google your picks. You're a twisted fuck.

 

[rickenvox]

Here are my man crushes:

 

[Honkridge]

Weren't we all supposed to jizz over Tim Curry as Frankenfurter?

 

[micwalt]

My man crushes are pretty standard.

 

[DinoMikeSr]

 

[Knox in Box]

He taught me the meaning of insanity, and here he is posing with one of my female celeb crushes.

 

[Theodore]

I'd hang out with Tony Iommi but he'd have to call me. Stevie Wonder, same. Can't think of anybody else I'd rather risk a terminally awkward encounter with than not. John Waters maybe.

Mark Hollis is only recently dead if that's allowed.

 

[Knox in Box]

Oh, I forgot that is totally want to hang out with Dave Grohl. Say what you want about his band or music, but that would be a blast.

 

[DdBob]

 

[Flamencology]

I don’t say this often, DbDog... but you could do better.

 

[DdBob]

I don’t say this often, DbDog... but you could do better.

 

[smorgdonkey]

I have zero same sex crushes.

 

[VoidTerraFirma]

You guessed it!

 

[Dudeman1967]

I would marry Steven Wilson just so I could jam with him every day. It would never be consummated but I imagine our wedding reception would have the coolest band ever.

 

[Kerouac]

He taught me the meaning of insanity, and here he is posing with one of my female celeb crushes.

Far Cry 3 was such a good game.

 

[Bones McHorror]

Yay, MWGF is having a slumber party!

I like-like people regardless of gender. So there is not really any 'other' for me here like having a 'man-crush'. I also don't mind some good old fashioned Charlotte's Web role playing now and again. Don't knock it til you try it.

Some top celeb crushes currently:

Women: Emma Roberts, Chloe Sevigny. Men: Cillian Murphy, Bill Skarsgard. Gender non-conforming: Cody Fern, Tilda Swinton

Honorable mentions: Patrick Mahomes, Sissy Spacek, and King Princess

 

[Guitar Heel]

 

[Flamencology]

I have zero same sex crushes.

Right.

So...

“But if you remain silent or protest in any way, then I will assume that you are into some really fucked-up furry cosplay shit where you and your friends take turns wearing spider costumes, rat costumes, and pig costumes, and film yourselves enacting pornographic versions of scenes from Charlotte’s Web.”

 

[smorgdonkey]

“But if you remain silent or protest in any way, then I will assume that you are into some really fucked-up furry cosplay shit where you and your friends take turns wearing spider costumes, rat costumes, and pig costumes, and film yourselves enacting pornographic versions of scenes from Charlotte’s Web.”

Well....