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They're both terrific songs. 'Slow Ride' has that awesome groove in the main hook, but it also has that busy popping octave bassline that is kinda shit, but like, so shit that it's endearing? I think 'Take on Me' is probably the better, more consistent song. If you're playing to an audience of millennials I think 'Take on Me' is a total crowd pleaser. 'Take on Me' is also a karaoke booby trap waiting to kill a poor drunk sucker. 'Slow Ride' is tops though if you're playing at Sturges to leathery chested biker mamas in bootcut jeans.
Foghat also get some kind of runner-up points for having a guitarist called 'Lonesome Dave Pervert' . I guess he was lonesome because he's a pervert.