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[Chad]

so I shaved my beard. She hates when I do it, so I waited for her to leave. My youngest says I look way younger, but weird

Guess I should get a haircut

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

Holy shit.

 

[Chad]

Holy shit.

That bad huh?

 

[Jbird]

Quick! Buy a new guitar and blame it on that beardless guy

 

[reverend1]

That bad huh?

I wouldn’t have recognized you.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

That bad huh?

Put your glasses on and get a haircut so you don’t look like a serial killer.

 

[Lerxst]

Its like seeing the dutch boy after a hard 5 year stretch in prison

 

[Dexter Inferno]

Who the hell is that bloke?

 

[Flamencology]

Put your glasses on and get a haircut so you don’t look like a serial killer.

Indeed. Listen to Howard and go all-in on the NYC intellectual novelist look. Get a haircut, grow some stubble, get a new pair of eyeglassses, and be Gary Shteyngart.

 

[Lerxst]

so I shaved my beard. She hates when I do it, so I waited for her to leave.

My wife explained it to me this way:

I know what you look like when you shave your beard and I know sooner or later I will have to go out in public with you. I'm saying don't do this for you and me.

 

[Tig]

Get some sun on that newly exposed skin and it won't look so extreme.

Wait. Don't listen to me. I have some stupid looking helmet strap tan lines in front of my ears.

 

[Chad]

Get some sun on that newly exposed skin and it won't look so extreme.

Wait. Don't listen to me. I have some stupid looking helmet strap tan lines in front of my ears.

I will get some sun this weekend, but the beard will be back by Friday. So it won’t matter.

 

[DdBob]

how about a before picture so i can compare

 

[Chad]

how about a before picture so i can compare

 

[DdBob]

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well you do look older but not old man older or anything. You look like 42 without and 52 with : poke :

 

[Chad]

well you do look older but not old man older or anything. You look like 42 without and 52 with : poke :

So lose 5 years without, gain 5 years with.

 

[rickenvox]

plucked your eyebrows, shaved your legs and then he was a she and she said . . .
Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side

 

[Jbird]

Can she bring back some Gadot for us?

 

[Flamencology]

Can she bring back some Gadot for us?

Hmm. It'd give us an erection.

 

[Highernoon]

Quick! Buy a new guitar and blame it on that beardless guy

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