"The thread about being douches so you can go be douches in...

[Help!I'maRock!]

I'll but you a beer.

 

[Peeker]

I don't want no butt-beer!

I can make my own.
it's just like American beer.

 

[reverend1]

I don't want no butt-beer!

I can make my own.
it's just like American beer.

Wasn't that an episode of South Park?

 

[Peeker]

probably...
if not, I'm sure it will be.

 

[OGG]

I don't want no butt-beer!

I can make my own.
it's just like American beer.

Who said anything about American beer?

Think outside the box.

Lots of things you've never heard of are really great.

Just ask Jimmy James.

He's all about shit you've never heard of.

 

[Peeker]

true, you didn't say anything about American beer...it's a national pride thing.
we're good at snow, beer, and being really nice.

 

[reverend1]

probably...
if not, I'm sure it will be.

It was, the episode was titled "how to eat with your butt."

 

[reverend1]

Who said anything about American beer?

Think outside the box.

Lots of things you've never heard of are really great.

Just ask Jimmy James.

He's all about shit you've never heard of.

 

[OGG]

we're good at snow, beer, and being really nice.

MAB apologist (Maple And Beer)

 

[Peeker]

It was, the episode was titled "how to eat with your butt."

well, fuck me sideways...I own that, and don't recall it at all.

 

[Peeker]

MAB apologist (Maple And Beer)

SHIT!
I forgot all about the maple syrup
shame on me.

I'd say "take away my maple leaf", but then I'd be naked.

 

[Tiltsta]

I'm not sure what is going on in here, but....

Fuck each and every one of you motherfuckers in your stupid meathead faces.

 

[Phil513]

I'm not sure what is going on in here, but....

Fuck each and every one of you motherfuckers in your stupid meathead faces.

That's not douchy. That was actually very pragmatic.

 

[Peeker]

shall I post my Meathead Faces song here?

 

[OGG]

Unpossible. Stop hanging out with Kerouac. You're better than that.

Let's all hang out and better our guitar playing by listening to Johnny Ramone.

Since I KNOW we've all seen National Lampoon's "Vacation", I want you all to picture yourselves in the Family Truckster with Clark, Ellen, Audrey and Rusty, and sing along with me...

Who's the Douchiest douche we know?

Jimmy James.

Who's the star of a low budget show?

Jimmy James.

J is for Jimmy he's a Jimmy you'll see.

Eye em em Y must he be?

The other J's for jerk off as you'll clearly see.

Ames cuz it's always what he aims to be....

Jay eye em em why

Jay eh em ee ess

What's that spell?

Jimmy James Jimmy James Jimmy James.

EhYuck! He's the best

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

That's not douchy. That was actually very pragmatic.

"Fuck all you motherfuckers in your pragmatic meathead faces" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

 

[Kerouac]

Let's all hang out and better our guitar playing by listening to Johnny Ramone.

Because it's all about YOUR criteria of being better, right? Johnny can pick faster, harder, and more consistently, plus he writes actual songs instead of mastubatory vehicles of expression.

Oh, and he's actually famous, not only to musicians but the average person on the street. This means something.


Sent from my iPhone at a Tijuana donkey show.

 

[Peeker]

yeah, anyone that knocks the Ramones can eat a bag of dicks.
and choke on the last one.

 

[James Franciscus]

Because it's all about YOUR criteria of being better, right?

I was gonna say the same thing about you. You probably think Neil Young solos are epic.

 

[Kerouac]

yeah, anyone that knocks the Ramones can eat a bag of dicks.
and choke on the last one.

Jammity is more into leathery MILF asses, but I'm cure he's choked on the occasional pre-op dick. It's a long way to the top, eh?