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Kerouac said:
I win the terrific nod on beard alone. Not that you'd know anything about that, seeing as your face is as smooth and effeminate as newborn's ass.


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I am a dolphin, smooth and clean. Most women won't date Wookies. I don't know why you hairy guys think 70's facial hair is attractive.
 
Real men grow beards. It's what sets us apart from the pretenders. Go hold the shopping bags with the woman you're into... she and I will be in the dressing room knockin' it out of the park.


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Kerouac said:
Real men grow beards. It's what sets us apart from the pretenders. Go hold the shopping bags with the woman you're into... she and I will be in the dressing room knockin' it out of the park.


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The Grizzley Adams hasn't been popular in many years. Clean yourself up. Watch TV once in a while and notice how everyone shaves unsightly body hair.
 
you're being a douche thread."

Jammity, your move.


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lol. as long as you guys keep from douching up anyone elses on topic threads you can douche it up to your hearts content in here.
 
Paul Gilbert is awesome!!!

[video=youtube_share;_Wv7Z0DpJRM]http://youtu.be/_Wv7Z0DpJRM[/video]

Bam!!
 
Paul Gilbert IS awesome. That particular song/arrangement? Not so much.


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jelloman said:
You seek to understand douches?
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I seek only to understand facial hair and the masculinity argument as a smoke screen for laziness and lack of personal awareness, as well as how a guitar player can hate Paul Gilbert. I seek only to understand. No judgement. No judgement.
 
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Paul Gilbert is great. That song/arrangement is awful. Seek to understand that... hopefully this post will help guide you into the path you so desperately seek.


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Jack White sucks.

Don't know or care who this fuckin' MAB guy is.

Flog and shred are the tools used by tools.

The Eagles > whatever shit band you like.

Joe Bonamassa has no soul.

Meat truck guys are people too.
 
Kerouac said:
Paul Gilbert is great. That song/arrangement is awful. Seek to understand that... hopefully this post will help guide you into the path you so desperately seek.


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You can't handle the fabulous juxtaposition of "Ain't Talkin' About Love" and "To Be With You?" It's two great songs that sound great together. Like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
 
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