The Lincoln-Kennedy connection

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I haven't fact checked any of this, but it makes for a fun/interesting read.

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I remember these from when I was in elementary school. thought they were the coolest. no idea if they're accurate.
 
You don't need a history teacher to explain that, you need a statistician:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple_comparisons_problem

Essentially, if you look at a large enough set of parameters (i.e., how many letters in their assassins names, when they were elected, what their favorite color was, favorite sex position, whatever), you have a chance of finding enough commonalities that it looks like an OMG amazing coincidence. There is undoubtedly a MUCH larger set of parameters that don't "match" between the two. (Kennedy probably liked oral, Lincoln was probably a missionary guy). You could make a similar set of OMG coincidences for any two people if you looked at a large enough set of parameters.
 
goddammit, this soooo calls for posting pics of lizard penises, but I'm not googling that at work.
 
You don't need a history teacher to explain that, you need a statistician:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple_comparisons_problem

Essentially, if you look at a large enough set of parameters (i.e., how many letters in their assassins names, when they were elected, what their favorite color was, favorite sex position, whatever), you have a chance of finding enough commonalities that it looks like an OMG amazing coincidence. There is undoubtedly a MUCH larger set of parameters that don't "match" between the two. (Kennedy probably liked oral, Lincoln was probably a missionary guy). You could make a similar set of OMG coincidences for any two people if you looked at a large enough set of parameters.

Yabba, you're on the internet. Kindly refrain from making sense. Or else.
 
(Kennedy probably liked oral, Lincoln was probably a missionary guy)

IIRC, Lincoln has for some time been considered a possible switch hitter and perhaps more comfortable on the other side of the plate.

So maybe not.
 
Holy shit, i just realized looking at the OP that neither have mustaches and they both part their hair to the same side. (cue crashing thunder and dah dah daaaaaaahhhhhhhh music)
 
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