kick ass, Philtallica
(sorry. best I couold do on short notice)
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PhilaDapfia
Phil McKracken
Phil Mayawnincrater
Phil is awesome if you toucvh his guitar he will fucki kil you
Phil i...oh!
hey Phil! how's it goi...hey!
what are you doimg with taht axe?
no PHIL!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*splat*
I've decided to quit my job, sell my house, and move back to shitty Winnipeg, where the band is, and where I'll never be able to afford a house.
what feels right is to let her lay in bed with me, listen to music, watch cartoons, and let our lives slowly drain away
hers a bit faster than mine, I guess.
but not by much
she also likes pointy guitars
she used to dance all happy when I brought out the wacky ones.
now, she;s content just to lay next to me while I play
I've decided to quit my job, sell my house, and move back to shitty Winnipeg, where the band is, and where I'll never be able to afford a house.
but drugs are way cheaper there, so I'll have a fun ride, while it lasts
I'll bury my dog here before I go
well, not bury her...
I'll take her ashes with me
but I'll wait tillshe goes before I move
So do i, bro. So. Do. I.I...like...red...strats, and I cannot lie...