Stop! Pig! Return my laptop! (NSFW?)

[PunkKitty]

You swine! German nudist chases wild boar that stole laptop

 

[bsman]

There are some things that, once seen, cannot be unseen...

 

[Peen Simmons]

Germany is the Florida of Europe?!?

 

[Chicken Man]

Germany is the Florida of Europe?!?

The wild boars are native there, so this is a charming tableau.

 

[bsman]

BTW - what is it about Northern Europeans and their almost complete lack of a butt. This is what you call a master race?!?!

 

[Devil is Dill]

German porn is so weird.

 

[Peen Simmons]

BTW - what is it about Northern Europeans and their almost complete lack of a butt. This is what you call a master race?!?!

RACISM.

 

[PunkKitty]

Germany is the Florida of Europe?!?

No. Not at all. They just allow nude sunbathing, swimming, etc.

 

[Peen Simmons]

No. Not at all. They just allow nude sunbathing, swimming, etc.

This is probably what Florida says about itself. “We’re not weird. It’s simply legal to feed meth to an alligator while recording a TikTok challenge at a haunted Waffle House.”

 

[Rick 381]

BTW - what is it about Northern Europeans and their almost complete lack of a butt. This is what you call a master race?!?!

Wait. You looked?

 

[PunkKitty]

This is probably what Florida says about itself. “We’re not weird. It’s simply legal to feed meth to an alligator while recording a TikTok challenge at a haunted Waffle House.”

I've been there many times. Germany is far more civilized than most of the USA.

 

[Peen Simmons]

I've been there many times. Germany is far more civilized than most of the USA.

We’re talking about the same Germany whose primary exports are weird fetish porn, big pretzels, and oompah bands?

 

[PunkKitty]

We’re talking about the same Germany whose primary exports are weird fetish porn, big pretzels, and oompah bands?

Yeah. That's the place. Don't forget sausages.

 

[Peen Simmons]

Yeah. That's the place. Don't forget sausages.

I’m just teasing. It’s not fair. Germany hasn’t done anything to deserve it.

 

[tiger roach]

I just want to point out that you can run after pigs faster with shoes on. And a pair of shorts to keep the boys restrained doesn’t hurt either.

 

[Theodore]

BTW - what is it about Northern Europeans and their almost complete lack of a butt. This is what you call a master race?!?!

I have plenty of booty, you butt bigot.

Will be writing a Guardian editorial about this. *spits*

 

[Bones McHorror]

 

[Knox in Box]

It's always the ones you don't want to see naked.

 

[bsman]

I have plenty of booty, you butt bigot.

I am also possessed of a steatopygous posterior. Helps me jump!

 

[Theodore]

I am also possessed of a steatopygous posterior. Helps me jump!

Helps me buy bigger pants than I should need. *spits*