Some Poor Viking Dropped this Massive Deuce Over 1,000 Years Ago

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During an archaeological dig of a plot of land in 1972, a massive and incredibly well-preserved turd was discovered. Coming in at a whopping 8 inches long, and 2 inches wide, it was dubbed the largest, oldest human fecal sample in existence.

After running some very scientific tests on the turd, it was revealed that it had survived more than a thousand years, perfectly intact on the plot of land it was discovered upon. Further examination revealed it belonged to a Viking who had a poor diet, predominantly made of meat and bread-based and described as 'moist and peaty'.

The sample was covered in hundreds of parasitic eggs suggesting that the creator of the poo likely had intestinal worms. Gill Snape, a student conservator on a placement with the York Archaeological Trust, was quoted as saying:

“Analysis of the stool has indicated that its producer subsisted largely on meat and bread. It dates back to approximately the 9th century and the person responsible is believed to be a Viking. Whoever passed it probably hadn't performed for a few days, shall we say. This guy had very itchy bowels."

Well there's a first for everything and dropping a historical record-worthy deuce isn't something everyone would be proud of.

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I’m not impressed. My kids were taking shits like that when they were toddlers. Living in a place with no humidity most of the year is brutal on child guts.
 
jp_nyc said:
I’m not impressed. My kids were taking shits like that when they were toddlers. Living in a place with no humidity most of the year is brutal on child guts.
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Honestly I was walking Brownie the work dog a couple weeks back and I was near some of the homeless in the area and I looked down and there was the largest turd I've ever seen in my life...damn near the size of a pringles can. It was unbelievable.
 
My first kid dropped a softball shaped deuce. It wouldn't flush, so I had to lance it. I used a wooden chopstick.
Still, that Viking movement is impressive.
 
My daughter did the softball thing a couple times. I remember my hands being caught in a death grip while a three year old shrieked like she was passing a kidney stone.
 
8x2 is not a huge turd. My 14 year old niece drops those on a slow Tuesday. My brother purposely tells me about them just to embarrass her. lol
 
“I just gave birth to a foot-long U.” -FDR’s opening line in his Farewell Address for all you turd obsessed history buffs out there
 
jp_nyc said:
My daughter did the softball thing a couple times. I remember my hands being caught in a death grip while a three year old shrieked like she was passing a kidney stone.
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My daughter took it like a champ. If it would have flushed, I wouldn't have known about it.
 
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