So I'm surfing the local Cl...

[Honkridge]

and here's an ad with a bunch of pedals for sale. The guy had obviously been around cause there was some Strymon, Caitlinbread, FoxRox and even a Cornish SS1. Cool old Boss stuff too. I was pretty interested in what he had so I read the whole ad BUT the last sentence really threw me off..."All pedals have velcro, lovingly applied". WTF? LOVINGLY applied? I'm not so sure I want to meet up with someone who "lovingly" applies velcro to anything. Should I be worried about this guy?

 

[baimun]

Hey.... don't kink shame.

 

[dodgechargerfan]

Bring along some imitation crab meat to help break the ice.

 

[jp_nyc]

If he collects those kinds of pedals he probably has the money for the good American made Velcro, too.

 

[smurfco]

I don't see why so many potential buyers are turned off of perfectly good pedals that have been rubbed vigorously up against someone's spermy nut sack. More for the rest of us, I suppose.

 

[Andrew Sak]

You're all welcome.

 

[jrockbridge]

I put Velcro on all my pedals. Of course, I apply Velcro with painful force, shame and humiliation.

 

[Lerxst]

it puts the velcro on the pedal lovingly or else it gets the hose again