Ronald McDonald is Dead

[Rick 381]

Aye Jaye which was short for Antonio Jarowski or something close to that, was Boss Ronald for the whole world. He hired regional Ronalds, trained them, OK'd all the Happy Meal toys and did all the major public appearances. He was a very funny guy with a million great stories and you always knew you were in for a good time if you were with him. I used to have fun with my kids when we would be with a large group of people and Aye Jaye would be in street clothes and afterwards I would ask the kids how they liked meeting Ronald and they could never figure out who he was.

 

[bsman]

I came expecting a goth song…

 

[Bones McHorror]

 

[PunkKitty]

Creepiness is delivered with this thread.

 

[Tralfaz]

No, no no no, he's outside, looking in.
He'll fly his burger plane,
Makes you shakes across the bay,
Brings you fries the same day,
Ronald McDonald.

 

[jp_nyc]

“Everyone hates clowns.” — Rob Zombie

 

[B Valley]

Who is going to keep an eye on this guy now?

 

[DinoMikeSr]

I remember before there was happy meals. I remember before there was Ronald McDonald.

 

[miguel]

Remember Speedy?

 

[Andrew Sak]

Who is going to keep an eye on this guy now?

The neighborhood watch?

He doesn't look much different than whatever the hell this is.

RIP Ronald McDonald.

 

[frunobulax]

 

[Tralfaz]