Rock star deathmatch round 1

[DdBob]

so....we are all aware of the current Vedder/Sixx tiff so in the spirit of MTV celebrity deathmatch here we are...
https://loudwire.com/nikki-sixx-pearl-jam-boring-eddie-vedder-motley-crue/

Eddie Vedder....57 years young 5 foot 7inches

Nikkie sixx....63 years young 6 feet 1 inches


So Sixx has a slight size advantage and most likely reach as well BUT he had a hard run with hard drugs and whilst not as overweight or outa shape as his bandmate Vince Neil he is well not ready to run a 100 mile ultra marathon any day soon although he looks fairly fit

Vedder on the other hand is knoiwn to drink wine out of the bottle onstage and most likely has a medical marijuana card but otherwise I can see him active. he also used to (maybe still) was a surfer and of course he worked as a house roadie for bands at a club in san Diego....plus he used to climb speaker stacks and swing from stages

So who would you put your money on?

 

[Peen Simmons]

I didn’t realize Nikki Sixx was old enough to have attended HS at the same time as my mom.

 

[Acadiafall]

My money would be on Vedder.

Sixx is all mouth

 

[Peen Simmons]

Also, I know the culture is having a 90s revival moment but certainly this Circus Magazine level nonsense isn’t what people are interested in bringing back.

Grade AARP Prime Beef

 

[GusChiggins]

Piece of Your Action TKOs WaaaaahHaaaaahHuuuhhAaaaaah I'm Still Alive

 

[Pine Apple Slim]

Motley Dude got way too much swag on and could easily be strangled by a really weak guy.

 

[tiger roach]

Eddie seems more likely to be fit to me. But I'd rather not dwell on the spectacle of two older guys going at it.

 

[DdBob]

Piece of Your Action TKOs WaaaaahHaaaaahHuuuhhAaaaaah I'm Still Alive

but what about yaaaahm on maaaah waaaaaaayaay ay home sweet hooooooooome

 

[mongooz]

washed up (used to be) rock starzzz

who cares ??

 

[DdBob]

Eddie seems more likely to be fit to me. But I'd rather not dwell on the spectacle of two older guys going at it.

look at the pic of Ed above...just holding a skateboard (he was probably riding a half pipe before the shot) and his bicep is barely contained in his t shirt. With Nik , well it's probably just dark blood because all the smack he shot so also no muscle just junk in there.

 

[DdBob]

washed up (used to be) rock starzzz

who cares ??

bro PJ still sells out stadiums.

 

[mongooz]

bro PJ still sells out stadiums.

so do the Eagles

 

[Monson]

I think Sixx' arrogance is his Achille's heel and if Vedder isn't too inebriated he'll quickly close in on Sixx who'll likely be busy posing and simply finish him off by yelling "ONCE!" in his face.

 

[DdBob]

so do the Eagles

but you don't think the Eagles are washed up? When is the last album they put out ?

 

[DdBob]

I think Sixx' arrogance is his Achille's heel and if Vedder isn't too inebriated he'll quickly close in on Sixx who'll likely be busy posing and simply finish him off by yelling "ONCE!" in his face.

this is the indepth analysis that is needed...thank you

 

[mongooz]

but you don't think the Eagles are washed up? When is the last album they put out ?

when was the last time PJ put something new out?

hell Grand Funk is still out on (limited) tour!!

 

[DdBob]

when was the last time PJ put something new out?

hell Grand Funk is still out on (limited) tour!!

2020

 

[VoidTerraFirma]

Piece of Your Action TKOs WaaaaahHaaaaahHuuuhhAaaaaah I'm Still Alive

Correct. Mick Mars’ TFFL guitar tone is the winner here.

 

[Knox in Box]

My money's on Eddie, Nikki deserves the ass kicking anyway for whatever he did to ruin Brandi Brandt.

 

[Tiltsta]

I'd bet money Sixx kicked a few junkie's asses when it was time to be done sharing the dope, so I'm going with him.