I'll be the one to take this piss. Not the worst lyrics in this thread, perhaps, yet a bit crap. I do like, "'Cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do." That always made me smile as a partying teen.
Black Sabbath - Fairies Wear Boots
Fairies Wear Boots
Song by Black Sabbath ‧ 1970
Lyrics
Going home late last night
Suddenly I got a fright
Yeah, I looked through a window and surprise what I saw
Fairy boots are dancing with a dwarf
Alright now!
Yeah, fairies wear boots, and you gotta believe me
Yeah, I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies
Yeah, fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes
Alright now!
Yeah, fairies wear boots, and you gotta believe me
Yeah, I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies
Yeah, fairies wear boots, and you gotta believe me
I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes
Alright now!
So I went to the doctor, see what he could give me
He said, "Son, son, you've gone too far
'Cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do"
Yeah!
Songwriters: William Ward / Tony Iommi / Terence Michael Butler / John Osbourne