Lunch: Not Lunch: Let's discuss ten lords a leaping, but can we PLEASE keep the focus on the lords a leaping and not veer off on irrelevant tangents for once

[smurfco]

We all know the song... for now let's please set aside commentary on the other admittedly wild gifts the singer's true love gave to them. You may have your opinions on pipers piping, geese a laying, French hens, and the rest, but in this thread please keep them to yourself. I am ONLY interested in discussion around the ten lords a leaping.

Now, having gotten that very important note out of the way... what the fuck is up with these lords a leaping

 

[shoeless]

Do Sith lords count?

 

[Bones McHorror]

 

[mongooz]

 

[Andrew Sak]

 

[Tig]

The only alternate lyrics I remember are:
Eight maids a-fucking
Five gold cock rings
Four call girls
Three French ticklers

 

[smurfco]

The only alternate lyrics I remember are:
Eight maids a-fucking
Five gold cock rings
Four call girls
Three French ticklers

DID YOU NOT READ WHAT I SAID IN THE FIRST POST

 

[Chicken Man]

Just to clarify, this isn't the place to discuss why over half the gifts are different kinds of birds?

 

[smurfco]

Just to clarify, this isn't the place to discuss why over half the gifts are different kinds of birds?

 

[jp_nyc]

Just to clarify, this isn't the place to discuss why over half the gifts are different kinds of birds?

It’s an English song, the birds are a reference to all the weird shit they put in their terrible food.

 

[bsman]

 

[Gary Blanchard]

I always thought that the 10 lords a leaping were leaping on the 9 ladies dancing; two would have to share. I hope this didn't flaunt the rules.

 

[Honkridge]

Fat Lords can barely get off the ground so I don't think it's them.

EDIT: Oh, it's some 10 commandment bullshit according to goo goo

 

[Honkridge]

 

[tiger roach]

The lords had to be frickin blazing on shrooms. Because normally, lords are sitting on their asses and making the rest of us do the leaping.

 

[Bob411]

All this time I thought it as 10 lords a feeping.

 

[Andrew Sak]

DID YOU NOT READ WHAT I SAID IN THE FIRST POST

If enough of us do well on this thread, can we turn it into 'Is Lunch'?

*I apologize for getting caught up in the random Lord pic fiasco.

 

[jrockbridge]

Alternatively, 10 Lords A-Leaping could refer to 10 Lords born on the 366th day of a leap year.

Or, it refers to this book….

 

[dodgechargerfan]

They were all playing “The Floor Is Lava” and doing poorly at it.

 

[Andrew Sak]

Just to clarify, this isn't the place to discuss why over half the gifts are different kinds of birds?

If it was, would that be lunch?