Achtung! Kid Accidentally Brings Blow-Up Sex Doll to School Nativity

[PunkKitty]

Not from The Onion...
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/kid...t4SyVI8hRnnFMmcZC7shiis0p_a5esng9BsnmOoIndKKM

 

[bsman]

Was the teacher heard to ask: "What's it all about, Alfie?"

 

[Devil is Dill]

 

[tiger roach]

TIL that there are blow-up sex dolls that are...sheep.

 

[Dudeman1967]

So the towel on his head wasn’t also a mistake?

 

[Kerouac]

TIL that there are blow-up sex dolls that are...sheep.

And pigs. And goats. And chickens.

Inflatable sex dolls are like proto-furries?

 

[shoeless]

TIL that there are blow-up sex dolls that are...sheep.

My thoughts exactly.

 

[rickenvox]

So the towel on his head wasn’t also a mistake?

nativity scene, wise men, Middle East, towel on head


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[Dudeman1967]

nativity scene, wise men, Middle East, towel on head


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Isn’t in this overly sensitive world literally going as a towel head a mistake?

I’m not offended. Just asking for a friend.

 

[Gary Blanchard]

Isn’t in this overly sensitive world literally going as a towel head a mistake?

I’m not offended. Just asking for a friend.

No more of a mistake or more offensive than a blow-up sheep sex doll...

 

[DdBob]

I wasn't sure this was actually a sex doll and not just a blow up doll until I read the article....at first i was like "I don't see any orifices" ....then I read this......


Cox says she was confused when Alfie got in trouble for having it at school. When he got home, she realized the doll, which had been listed online as “Labreeze kids boys brown shepherd costume inflatable sheep nativity fancy dress outfit,” had a large hole in its bottom along with painted-on eyelashes and red lips.

 

[jp_nyc]

Isn’t in this overly sensitive world literally going as a towel head a mistake?

I’m not offended. Just asking for a friend.

Damn, I didn’t even notice that.

 

[frunobulax]

So the towel on his head wasn’t also a mistake?

Cultural appropriation!

 

[Dudeman1967]

He was going to bring a sex toy camel but it was way too large to hump all the way to school.

 

[Tiltsta]

O' cum all ye fleecefull....

 

[reverend1]

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[jbj]

It's a novelty thing, you can buy them in vending machines at tacky clubs over here.

We once had a 14 year old severely autistic kid come to school on Halloween dressed up as a cop - in his mums cheap pvc Anne Summers fetish uniform

 

[rickenvox]

Isn’t in this overly sensitive world literally going as a towel head a mistake?

I’m not offended. Just asking for a friend.

When you have kids, towels come in handy for many things. Superman capes, turbans, and many other culturally inappropriate things that entice the imagination of a child. You could start a cultural war against children. [emoji106]


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[sleewell]

 

[Dudeman1967]

When you have kids, towels come in handy for many things. Superman capes, turbans, and many other culturally inappropriate things that entice the imagination of a child. You could start a cultural war against children. [emoji106]


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Superman capes are now culturally inappropriate?!? I didn’t get that memo.