It must be tough to be in GWAR (NSFW)

[PunkKitty]

GWAR Forced to Reduce Fake Cum Usage After Tariffs Cut Supply to 5 Barrels a Day

Legendary metal group GWAR reportedly cut their usage of onstage fake cum to approximately five barrels a day after new tariffs increased prices to unsustainable levels.

thehardtimes.net

 

[jp_nyc]

They’ll have to make up for it with more blood. Maybe they can kill some CEOs this year.

 

[shoeless]

This does not make me want to go to a GWAR show.

 

[jrockbridge]

Maybe, they could supplement with donations of the real stuff.

 

[DinoMikeSr]

Well now, that really kicks the ejaculation out of one .

 

[Dew Knot Humps]

I guess they aren’t as “hardcore” as they used to be.

 

[Andrew Sak]

The fans are getting less bang for their buck.

 

[jrockbridge]

The fans are getting less bang for their buck.

I did an internet search for 'GWAR fake cum clip' to see what the hell that's all about.
MWGL popped up!
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It's encouraging to see MWGL sandwiched between a bunch of porn links.

 

[Andrew Sak]

It's encouraging to see MWGL sandwiched between a bunch of porn links.

That's no vegemite sandwich.

 

[Dudeman1967]

Ticket sales are off so they were forced to come to grips withthe fact that busting their nuts doesn’t pay like it used to.

 

[Andrew Sak]

The Blue Balls Tour.