If you only wear one thong this year...

[Bob411]

...there's something very wrong with you.











It could be worse. I could of included pics.

 

[jrockbridge]

Thing, thing a thong
Thing out loud
Thing out throng
Thing of good thingth not bad
Thing of happy not thad

Thing, thing a thong
Make it thimple to lasth
Your whole life thlong
Don’t worry that ith not
Good enougth for anyone elth
To hear
Just thing, thing a thong

Thing, thing a thong
Let the word thing along
Thing of love there could be
Thing for you and me
Thing, thing a thong

 

[Bob411]

Thing, thing a thong
Thing out loud
Thing out throng
Thing of good thingth not bad
Thing of happy not thad

Thing, thing a thong
Make it thimple to lasth
Your whole life thlong
Don’t worry that ith not
Good enougth for anyone elth
To hear
Just thing, thing a thong

Thing, thing a thong
Let the word thing along
Thing of love there could be
Thing for you and me
Thing, thing a thong

This was a masterpiece-

Crossbow Connection

Why are there so few songs about crossbows
And what does that outcome hide?
Crossbows are weapons and also sports gear
And crossbows aren’t safe inside

So we've been told, and some choose to believe it
I know they're wrong, wait and see
Someday we'll find it, the crossbow connection
The hunters, the killers, and me

Who said that every kill would be tasty
When we haul the carcass far
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it
Hauled home by truck or car

What's so amazing that keeps them shooting
And what do they think they’ll see?
Someday we'll find it, the crossbow connection
The hunters, the killers, and me

Some of us under its spell
We know that it's probably tragic
Have you been half asleep, and have you heard voices?
I've heard them calling my name
Is this the sweet sound that calls to young soldiers?
The voice might be one and the same

I've heard it too many times to ignore it
It's something that I'm supposed to be

Someday we'll find it, the crossbow connection
The hunters, the killers, and me

La-da-da-de-da-da-do
La-da-da-da-da-de-da-do

Your thong song, not so much. I think what disappointed me the most was the complete lack of the word schlong.

 

[dodgechargerfan]

Thing, thing a thong
Thing out loud
Thing out throng
Thing of good thingth not bad
Thing of happy not thad

Thing, thing a thong
Make it thimple to lasth
Your whole life thlong
Don’t worry that ith not
Good enougth for anyone elth
To hear
Just thing, thing a thong

Thing, thing a thong
Let the word thing along
Thing of love there could be
Thing for you and me
Thing, thing a thong

 

[Motorik]

My gift is my thong, and this one's for you
And you can tell everybody
This is your thong

 

[jp_nyc]

 

[cuffdc]

All I ever have
Redemption thongs
These thongs of freedom
Thongs of freedom

 

[Andrew Sak]

California sunlight, sweet Calcutta rain, Honolulu starbright, the thong remains the same.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, push, push, ahhhhh.