If Andy Griffith was Sheriff of Maricopa County how would the show be different?

[Honkridge]

Tia Bea would have sat in front of the evaporator 24/7

 

[Theodore]

Deputy Steven Seagal would bulldoze Sonny with a tank.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/erikka...driving-tank-into-arizona-home-killing-puppy/

 

[shoeless]

Maybe he'd have had a big stick like Buford's.

 

[tiger roach]

Instead of humor, it would have featured ultra-violence including summary executions and dead crackheads hanging from cactus.

 

[Honkridge]

Instead of humor, it would have featured ultra-violence including summary executions and dead crackheads hanging from cactus.

That's not the gentle give and take of small town America

 

[DdBob]

He would make all dogs werar pink collars
https://www.tucsonweekly.com/tucson...to-silence-nuisance-pets/Content?oid=24512747

 

[rickenvox]

there would be no sex and middle aged bachelors.

 

[Flamencology]

It’d be a cross between Matlock and RoboCop.

 

[Bob411]

It’d be a cross between Matlock and RoboCop.

He would also have a spaceship and be in the salvage business.