I really hate it how on some escalators

Chihlidog

Chihlidog

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The hand rail and the steps move at slightly differnt speeds, so if you're resting your arm on the handrail, halfway up you've got your amr like twisted around your back.


Pet peeve of mine. cop0
 
I have a hilarious escalator story.

Our bass player recently got a new job. He's a big guy so he takes his own chair with him to his new job. He's wheeling all his stuff for his new desk on his chair looking for the elevator. I'm pretty sure it's at Allegheny Center Mall. Anyway, he can't find the elevator ('cause there isn't one), so he makes his way to the escalator. He's now behind his chair on the escalator and nearing the top. Well, the top isn't as wide as the bottom and his chair won't fit through. When it finally explodes through, it pops his briefcase and 5 gazillion thumbtacks go flying all over the mall. He gets some of his crap picked up and repacks only to find out that the bank he was supposed to go to was on the bottom floor. rotflmao biggrin biggrin :facepalm:
 
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