Newsflash! I may be fulfilling one of my last unfulfilled sexual fantasies tonight

[jbj]

With an ex girlfriend

If only she'd been like this before we might still be together

And no you're not finding out what it is

 

[mosiddiqi]

Don't wear heels higher than 7"...you'll hurt yourself.

 

[reverend1]

Make sure you return the goat by noon or you will have to pay for an extra day.

 

[jbj]

Don't wear heels higher than 7"...you'll hurt yourself.

Personal experience Mo?

Turns out she couldn't get the "extras" needed so tonight is just going to be some filthy non fantasy fulfilling sex.

Unless she's lying to surprise me

 

[Phil513]

You did read the bear guy thread, right?

 

[Elias Graves]

So, no goat eh?

EG

 

[FenderPusher]

I'm guessing surprise butt secks.

 

[Lerxst]

Remember to agree on a safe word

 

[paulskirocks]

So you got laid... Whoopdeedoo... So did most of the forumites, at least in the last week... Whooopdeeedooo... Well, except for Kerouac... Well, I mean with a partner...

 

[Denverdave]

Remember to agree on a safe word

And remember it's hard to say the safe word with a dildo in your mouth....

 

[Tig]

What? No ex-step sister involvement?
Meh

 

[Tiltsta]

Remember to pick a safe word.

 

[Knox in Box]

Getting nailed in the ass with a strap-on is totally overrated man.

 

[Mark Wein]

Also remember that if you don't have the midget back properly cleaned by midnight you'll lose your deposit.

 

[jbj]

The disturbing thing is that it's rather difficult to tell who is joking and who is being serious

 

[Elias Graves]

I never joke.

EG

 

[Elias Graves]

Especially about goats.

EG

 

[Knox in Box]

Those Tom Byron films made it seem appealing. Reality was a mess.

 

[Tiltsta]

Remember,,,,

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43744222/ns/us_news-weird_news/t/owner-killer-bear-chokes-death-sex-toy/

 

[gibby mcfender]