BoomBoomBigelow
Genius of Love
Her name is Lucy. She is a non-typical looking Chihuahua. Brindle with white around the muzzle. Lanky, longer legs than usual. Not yappy at all, timid and sweet.
I'm digging in to some chips and salsa. Spicy, hot, not mild salsa. Of course.
She is a mooch beggar. So I share a piece of chip with her. Chomp, chomp. I give her another, this time with salsa. Chomp, chomp. Another plain one. Chomp, chomp. Another with salsa. Chomp, chomp. I've given her some spicy things before, it doesn't faze her. Hmm.
I take a piece of chip, plain, and another, con salsa, and place them on the floor before her. She sniffs the plain one and then eats the salsafied one first, then the other. I repeat my experiment, same result. Third time she eats the salsa one immediately, then the plain. I call a halt to my mad endeavors for fear of subsequent poo-related consequences.
But my conclusion: She's of Mexican Heritage!
Either that or she's a secret forum member, posting away while I'm at work.
SCIENCE!
The End.
I'm digging in to some chips and salsa. Spicy, hot, not mild salsa. Of course.
She is a mooch beggar. So I share a piece of chip with her. Chomp, chomp. I give her another, this time with salsa. Chomp, chomp. Another plain one. Chomp, chomp. Another with salsa. Chomp, chomp. I've given her some spicy things before, it doesn't faze her. Hmm.
I take a piece of chip, plain, and another, con salsa, and place them on the floor before her. She sniffs the plain one and then eats the salsafied one first, then the other. I repeat my experiment, same result. Third time she eats the salsa one immediately, then the plain. I call a halt to my mad endeavors for fear of subsequent poo-related consequences.
But my conclusion: She's of Mexican Heritage!
Either that or she's a secret forum member, posting away while I'm at work.
SCIENCE!
The End.
