Honey, is this your ancient scroll?

Andrew Sak

Andrew Sak

Even Andy Deserves Good BEans
"No dear, I thought it was yours".

"Maybe it fell out of that 1940's classic Martin we bought at the garage sale for $40 from the little old lady who's husband just died?" "And hey, there's nothing wrong with the truss rod. Mary Tyler Score!"

Pardon the dirty counter top with the giant grout lines.

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That’s a counterfeit scroll. It’s not even close to authentic. It’s worthless. I know this must be very disappointing for you. Maybe, you’ll have better luck playing the lottery.
 
You’re lucky I can read that language. I won’t get into the details but bad things will happen to you if you keep that haunted guitar.
Be warned!
Send it to me.
 
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jrockbridge said:
That’s a counterfeit scroll. It’s not even close to authentic. It’s worthless. I know this must be very disappointing for you. Maybe, you’ll have better luck playing the lottery.
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I was just joking. I’m jealous that you found a totally real, legit, ancient scroll inside your garage find guitar.

The Prince of Egypt would like to pay you millions for that scroll. Please forward your banking account information to my email so that we can arrange for you to cash in and experience immediate wealth.
 
jrockbridge said:
I was just joking. I’m jealous that you found a totally real, legit, ancient scroll inside your garage find guitar.

The Prince of Egypt would like to pay you millions for that scroll. Please forward your banking account information to my email so that we can arrange for you to cash in and experience immediate wealth.
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It is a legit scroll. Ancient, not so much. Turns out, it came with our Son's mummy figurine. I would show you a picture, but he couldn't locate it's whereabouts.
I found this for reference.
It's an Eddie.

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Is your prince of Egypt located in Nigeria?
 
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