Hey Baimun - I found a gift you can give your wife

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Dyslexic b00n
I instantly thought of you when I cam across this - Being you like wings and all. Imagine a pair of these wrapped under the Christmas Tree :thu:


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I'm so torn.... on one hand... they're wings...



... on the other hand.... I hate feet. :annoyed:


Yeah, you know those guys who like to give foot massages, suck on toes and stuff like that? I'm about as far removed from that as you can imagine.


The taint is more appealing to me than those sweaty, toe-jam-encrusted leg caps. (not singling out me or my wife... I hate all feet equally.) :chow2:


So... you might as well be serving me a plate of wings on the underside of a dirty toilet seat. :grin:
 
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