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They like to play volleyball, when they're not smuggling alligators in their yoga pants.

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335clone said:
Fuck LaCroix
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  1. lacroix is like drinking sprite with a condom
  2. La Croix tastes like the only soft drink they'd allow in a dystopian future where no one is allowed to have emotions
  3. la croix tastes like someone ate a fruit salad and then burped into your water bottle
  4. La Croix is what gentrification tastes like
  5. la croix tastes like my ability to retain information for exams if the exam im studying for is what certain fruits taste like
  6. I feel like LaCroix is what juice would taste like to a ghost
  7. LaCroix tastes like it was made by a society in which flavor is the scarcest natural resource
  8. Every La Croix flavor tastes like it was created by someone who didn’t want to admit he’d never tasted fruit so had a friend quickly describe it to him.
  9. la croix tastes like when your actual drink is still buffering
  10. La Croix taste like if you were drinking carbonated water and someone screamed out loud the name of a specific fruit in the other room
 
shoeless said:
Never tried it. Is it this decade's Zima?
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Non-alcoholic. Since I don't drink anything but water, coffee or (herbal) tea, seltzers like LaCroix have been sort of a treat to me, although the term "treat" may be wildly overstating it. However, bubbles are fun!
 
Tig said:
"PITY THE NATION"
(After Khalil Gibran)

Pity the nation whose people are sheep
And whose shepherds mislead them
Pity the nation whose leaders are liars
Whose sages are silenced
And whose bigots haunt the airwaves
Pity the nation that raises not its voice
Except to praise conquerors
And acclaim the bully as hero
And aims to rule the world
By force and by torture
Pity the nation that knows
No other language but its own
And no other culture but its own
Pity the nation whose breath is money
And sleeps the sleep of the too well fed
Pity the nation oh pity the people
who allow their rights to erode
and their freedoms to be washed away
My country, tears of thee
Sweet land of liberty!
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I pity da fool that don't like Florida women.

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bsman said:
  1. lacroix is like drinking sprite with a condom
  2. La Croix tastes like the only soft drink they'd allow in a dystopian future where no one is allowed to have emotions
  3. la croix tastes like someone ate a fruit salad and then burped into your water bottle
  4. La Croix is what gentrification tastes like
  5. la croix tastes like my ability to retain information for exams if the exam im studying for is what certain fruits taste like
  6. I feel like LaCroix is what juice would taste like to a ghost
  7. LaCroix tastes like it was made by a society in which flavor is the scarcest natural resource
  8. Every La Croix flavor tastes like it was created by someone who didn’t want to admit he’d never tasted fruit so had a friend quickly describe it to him.
  9. la croix tastes like when your actual drink is still buffering
  10. La Croix taste like if you were drinking carbonated water and someone screamed out loud the name of a specific fruit in the other room
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LOL, people here at work love that shit!
 
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