Get away from here, with your unreasoning hatred of parlor guitars. Those things actually get pretty good reviews, and parlor guitars are best answer to that icy stare you get when you're working on a new song and your wife is trying to watch "her stories"...
As it stands, it reminds me a lot of the $15 guitar I learned on, but with less character. It wouldn't bother me so much if they hadn't used the Dirty Thirties name as it really doesn't have that look.