Mojo Request CONCERNED: Doctor misspelled several medical terms on my latest visit summary including "buttox" and "testocals", do I still have to pay my bill?

Were you getting botox in your testocals? Too wrinkly, I suppose.

No, you do not need to pay if they spell it incurrectily. Doctors hate this one trick!
 
Something similar happened to my friend’s family. The sister, she call the doctor, woke I'm up and said, “Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take? To relieve this belly ache?” Doctor said, “Lemme get this straight. Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em bot' up. Put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning.”

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime. His sister had another one she paid it for the lime. She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em bot' up.

My advice is that you stiff the doctor on the money. Put the lime in the coconut, drank 'em bot' up.
 
I would cut the doctor a little slack. He could be fresh out of med school and is having some doubts. One day he's bragging to some gal that he's going to be a doctor, the next, he's knuckles deep in some guys ass trying to make small talk. "So, do you like fishing? "When I grab your balls, cough".
 
“Misspell” the amount on the check.
Just claim it’s dyslexia when they catch you. That should buy you enough time to leave the country for good. That’s the only way out of this.
 
My bet is that he dictates the information from your visit into a medical content management machine and never checks to see if the AI spelled the words correctly. Kind of like using the dictation option on your phone message app.
 
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