The last on was my favorite too.Sadly, there weren't that many good ones. I'd say they had a decent top three. The last one, with him stiff arming a Miami stocker in the frozen food aisle, and the one with him holding the crab legs instead of a trophy were the best.
what about crab rape?I guess this was minor enough for the police to feel comfortable charging him. For a Heisman trophy winner, rape is okay but stealing crab legs is a no-no.