WTF: And I thought I had a problem misplacing things.

My hillbilly bro in law is turning into a hoarder. The older he gets, the more junk piles up. I know one day me and the wife are going to have to deal with it. We share the property, he's on one side and we're on the other. The wife mows all of it.

Thursday, she was on the riding mower and reached from the seat to move a 5-gallon bucket out of the way. A huge hornet's nest was inside a roll of foam inside that bucket. She was stung, and her right arm was swollen for 3 days. Pisses me off. He can mow his own grass.
 
Dude, let this be a valuable lesson. If that filthy bitch had discovered home boy's rotting corpse back when he croaked, she could have been banking his Social Security for 20 years. What a shame
 
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