An ode to trader joe and his steak burrito

DdBob

DdBob

Dogue in teh desert
I call it..... Trader Joe burrito Oh How i luv you so


trader joe, just so you know
oh how I luv your steak burrito
it's got real steak and beans too

I usually b uy two of two
what's that you ask?
two burritos per pack , don't last
...so
i buy two

If you made the pack with six , id' be sick
I'd still buy two except I'd have twelve now

Oh trader joe
you sure do know
how a burrito should go

pleanty of meat
mopist and chewy to beat

the kidz say it's the bees knees
,,,,me
I just say "yes please"

Your steak burrito is off the hook
and you don't even need to cook

trader Joe
it shows you really do know
the burrito
steak

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I will give those a try. I make burritos from Trader Joe ingredients often. I never thought of buying some pre-made ones.

I'm going to ignore your cries for help with the hot sauce.
 
Andrew Sak said:
I will give those a try. I make burritos from Trader Joe ingredients often. I never thought of buying some pre-made ones.

I'm going to ignore your cries for help with the hot sauce.
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don't bo0ther with the chicken one or any other...The Joes Steak is teh BOMB !
 
If you find yourself needing to escape the grind of every day life, the Trader Joe's 60 second turkey corn dog time machine might be your ticket. You pop that bitch in the micro and hit the one minute button, and suddenly you are listening to Elvis in your 57 Chevy, waiting for the roller skating waitress to bring you your malt.

When the beep beep snaps you back to reality, you have yourself a delicious, unhealthy snack.

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Andrew Sak said:
If you find yourself needing to escape the grind of every day life, the Trader Joe's 60 second turkey corn dog time machine might be your ticket. You pop that bitch in the micro and hit the one minute button, and suddenly you are listening to Elvis in your 57 Chevy, waiting for the roller skating waitress to bring you your malt.

When the beep beep snaps you back to reality, you have yourself a delicious, unhealthy snack.

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I have two words for you: "Grout cleaner"
 
Seems like nothin' ever comes to no good up on Choctaw Ridge,
And now Trader Joe is throwin' steak burritos off the Tallahatchie Bridge.
 
bsman said:
I have two words for you: "Grout cleaner"
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One word. Granite. I need to upgrade. The tile is what came with the house when I bought it. They made up the extra width of the counter with giant grout lines. I suppose I should scrub them...
 
Andrew Sak said:
One word. Granite. I need to upgrade. The tile is what came with the house when I bought it. They made up the extra width of the counter with giant grout lines. I suppose I should scrub them...
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We have a similar situation. The previous owner put in new counters, but cheaped out and used those square tiles of stone instead of solid stone. I intend to resolve this eventually, but first the bathrooms...
 
Corn dog time machine
Burrito Joe Steak and Beans
Sonny is a garbage hound
Deebo living underground
Everything has turned to shit
And Deebo is the cause of it
Paper plates with discount sauce
Flamencology is at a loss
Why can’t we have just one nice thing
What horrors, oh, does lunchtime bring
 
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Seriously.

Deebo is a character from a Camper Van Beethoven song.

I love CvB. But I just don’t know if that’s a healthy thing to be, y’know?
 
Peen Simmons said:
Corn dog time machine
Burrito Joe Steak and Beans
Sonny is a garbage hound
Deebo living underground
Everything has turned to shit
And Deebo is the cause of it
Paper plates with discount sauce
Flamencology is at a loss
Why can’t we have just one nice thing
What horrors, oh, does lunchtime bring
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I like the meter of youyr poetry bro....good stuff.
 
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