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[dodgechargerfan]

Incoming!

I should just ban myself now. You’ll all want to do it when you see this thing.

My expectation is “wall art”, but some of you would want to ban me for that alone.

So, if it’s a halfway decent player, I’ll be pleasantly surprised.

 

[Jbird]

A Wangcaster?

 

[dodgechargerfan]

Tracking Update!

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[dodgechargerfan]

A Wangcaster?

Not a requirement, if ya know what I mean.

 

[DFB]

Not a requirement, if ya know what I mean.

Ut wanks itself?

 

[dodgechargerfan]

Ut wanks itself?

It twangs better than the twangiest Tele.

Edit: It’s not the incoming guitar that twangs.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

Does it play slutbanging metal?

 

[dodgechargerfan]

Does it play slutbanging metal?

No. You’d prefer that over what it really is.

 

[reverend1]

Does it play slutbanging metal?

Is there any other kind?

 

[nevermind]

No. You’d prefer that over what it really is.

you have too many teeth to play a banjo

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

you have too many teeth to play a banjo

Welland is a helluva place.

 

[Grant Harding]

It's a Chibson Les Pawl isn't it?

 

[reverend1]

No. You’d prefer that over what it really is.

Chess set?

 

[dodgechargerfan]

you have too many teeth to play a banjo

I has me a banjer already.

 

[dodgechargerfan]

Welland is a helluva place.

I can’t get the hang of a recumbent bike.

I do drive along the canal on my way to and from work though.

 

[dodgechargerfan]

It's a Chibson Les Pawl isn't it?

Nope. I have a Baldwin/Gibson student LP already. That’s Chibson enough even though I am not sure where it was actually made.

 

[VoidTerraFirma]

Chinese knockoff Bootsy bass?

 

[Grant Harding]

Hello Kitty Gene Simmons Signature bass?

 

[dodgechargerfan]

Hey, we’re in the Guitar forum, not the Bass forum.

 

[GilmourD]