Recent content by Peen Simmons

When is Beato gonna interview Porntoy?

See. Total Dick Nixon behavior. Corgan is talented. He works really hard. He’s got a chip on his shoulder and is seemingly never satisfied. These should be assets. But his neediness/insecurity/want/whatever is so curdled and weird that he cannot get over himself or perceived slights. So he...

Do you think that Corgan’s heel turn was directly related to Courtney doing witchcraft on him and his hair falling out and then he lost his fey fuckable alt chill boy appeal right at the moment when he could have used and abused it the most?

Man, that is a take so good I’m legitimately angry I didn’t think of it.

There’s a series of elaborate rules and considerations I was not privy to and to this day do not understand. I’ve also been told there is a bothersome pea underneath the 19 mattresses we sleep on. She’s a light sleeper and I could snooze through Armageddon so I don’t think about it much

Let’s see if the upgrade worked. What do you think of this?

I have a prior commitment, but if anyone travelling via Chicago the day before (April 3rd) wants to get together, let me know and I can arrange something. I’ve got a lot of mock crab and model trains so…

Congrats! I’m glad to hear she wasn’t too freaked out from hanging out with internet weirdos to concentrate.

It’s a wonderful record.

This is really good stuff.

Everyone deserves a good acoustic. Except Feep.

So I think I might be ready to place an order. I’m really debating aesthetics at this point. Mostly it’s a choice between something safe/normal and something uncharacteristically bold. I’m torn because this is a big purchase, but I also have normal guitars so I’m thinking maybe I need a weird...

The Alesis SR16 is often regarded as the drum machine for rock-type guys. It’s been used on a bunch of stuff. I think it’s the unit used on The Pumpkins “1979” and some of the Cocteau Twins stuff. It’s simple enough to get the hang of. And there’s 19,000,000 of them in the world, so…

No where to be, no where to go Sad old man, Mister Uncle Smurfco Lived in car, lived in a van Trying to work, got kicked in the can Oh, nobody knows the things that he did Gets found out by some snotty nosed kid It’s not fair; Oh, I tell you what Getting kicked in the ass at the old Pizza Hut...

Nothing personal, but if you’ve ever watched television you’re a filthy manimal and a war criminal and you deserve nothing but torment and papercuts. Nothing personal.