Recent content by Peen Simmons

All my dumbest injuries have been related to getting pissed off and giving something very hard a good thwack/punch/headbutt. Or rushing around and cutting corners and cutting myself stupidly and bleeding like a stuck pig.

Moving to Hammond is the most Bears option. Now the most Bears thing is for them to screw the pooch getting a deal on Hammond done so they wind up back in Soldier Field.

I gave you feedback so you need to buy the guitar right damn now, motherfucker.

Wes_Powell predicted this. :cool:

Nuts. Jack off.

Ash is super expensive relative to other toan woods because of the Emerald Ash Borer situation. And it’s kind of hard to come by reliably. I’m sure the materials costs are a concern

Unless it’s a super wine-intensive dish (coq a vin, for example), wine quality in cooking isn’t that important. I mean cooking with cheap wine or using it for mulling/cocktails/etc. is sort of a time honored way of making good use of sub par wine. Mostly wine is just adding some acidity and...

I’ve played a couple of the USA versions and maybe an SE. The pickups are nice. Sort of neutral and versatile. Definitely have some chime vs. a conventional humbucker. Seems like a pretty usable set of sounds. The necks on the USA ones are nice. Chunky but not ridiculous. Resonant guitars...

We’ll never know because @smurfco buried the knowledge. RELEASE THE SMURFCO FILES.

The Strat body was a wonderland. Now it’s a blunderland.

Despite my obsessive communication with the venue and corporate good boy attempts to be organized, the venue told me yesterday that the show now starts at 9pm. I love this place and the people, but I can see why a smutty satanism themed brewery run by aging waistoids is going out of business...

It’s like an hour from Six Flags. It’s about 10 minutes from O’Hare.

TOMORROW AT 7PM. You must attend or I’ll shoot this Smurfco.

Smurfco should feel bad for different reasons. He knows what he did.