Now that I've been on a few dates

[12Pack]

I want my quiet life of do anything I want back.

This dating thing is starting to become a pain in the ass. The texts, the phone calls, the emails, having to continuously wash my sheets.

Grass is always greener......

 

[Denverdave]

I want my quiet life of do anything I want back.

This dating thing is starting to become a pain in the ass. The texts, the phone calls, the emails, having to continuously wash my sheets.

Grass is always greener......

Take a couple of weeks off.

I am assuming none of the date so far has been anything resembling a keeper? Or probably too soon to be even considering that....

 

[Peeker]

yeah, just spend a bit of alone-time to recharge

 

[reverend1]

Um, mojo, I think?

 

[Kerouac]

Yup.

 

[Modern Saint]

Um, mojo, I think?

Uh....this.....??

 

[CBHScott]

 

[FenderPusher]

...having to continuously wash my sheets...

 

[cuffdc]

having to continuously wash my sheets.

That's what the super 8 up by the highway is for.

 

[jelloman]

2 words...rubber sheets...

 

[Peeker]

or just hump on the floor

 

[jelloman]

That too...

 

[Phil513]

I'm definitely in no hurry to get back in that mess.

 

[smorgdonkey]

I'm definitely in no hurry to get back in that mess.

What - Peeker's floor?

 

[reverend1]

Here are some tips from the world of hip hop.

 

[Phil513]

What - Peeker's floor?

I wouldnt step on that with your feet.

 

[Tiltsta]

I'm married. I almost never get to change the sheets because I am having sex with new women. Not entirely true, but I had to throw it in for perspective's sake.

 

[jelloman]

ALMOST never?!?

 

[Tiltsta]

I stand by my original statement.

 

[jelloman]

Safer than standing on Peeker's floor...