Peen Simmons
Let’s Get Obtuse!
Yeah. I think 500 is kind of too big of a number to manage. And trying to get an old rockist dog to learn new poptimist tricks is probably not worth the effort—Rolling Stone has a historical authority as the rockist paper of record and I’m never gonna trust their poptimism or revisionism fully because that’s not what they’re good at. Also, the big list of canonical works is maybe inherently rockist as a pursuit? I mean, poptimist works get their glory in this life and don’t need the afterlife of critical approval. And contrarian moves re: lionizing unpopular popular music has never been the RS thing outside of a few writers’ pet projects.
I’m kinda bored with poptimism as the new default in pop music thinking. And, while laudable in intent, some of the “and what marginalized experience does X artist embody” just makes for some dumb/obvious/not-particularly-creative analysis. It’s nice that RS is now realizing that women and queer folks and people of color who aren’t dead blues dudes exist, but I’m not certain their constant pruning of their big ol’ list matters now.
I own a ton of the records on that list, btw. It’s a fine list as far as obviously solid shit that you should be familiar with. What’s Going On is an overrated record and is kind of boring. And the top ten includes the wrong Beatles record, the wrong Nirvana record, and the wrong Dylan entry. And Beggars Banquet or Let It Bleed (dealer’s choice) probably belongs in the top 10. You could easily boot Rumours which is beloved and glossy and not nearly as good as it is kind of passively enjoyable.
Also, Blue is the one Joni Mitchell album owned by all dudes who otherwise exclusively listen to dude music. And Miseducation is the one hip hop album in the “Everything but rap and country” starter pack. Some corny fucking choices there.
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