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[tompetty]

It's half the forum's jokes sailing over your head. Jump higher.

Aren't jokes supposed to be funny???

A few years ago I attended a show of the 'comedian',Billy Connolly..

I did so because I was with a British gal that thought Billy was great...

I've never not laughed as much as I did watching Billy Connolly...

I can't believe that dude makes a living at being not funny....

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

Aren't jokes supposed to be funny???

A few years ago I attended a show of the 'comedian',Billy Connolly..

I did so because I was with a British gal that thought Billy was great...

I've never not laughed as much as I did watching Billy Connolly...

I can't believe that dude makes a living at being not funny....

Bully Connolly was hilarious 20 years ago.

 

[jaxn slim]

Are there any liquor stores in or near Manhattan that are especially known for good Bourbon selections?

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[jaxn slim]

Also, wanna grab a drink in Manhattan Fri night? I'll be on the upper West side.

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[Kelly]

When will you atone for your sinful ways and accept the Fender Stratocaster as your true savior?

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

Also, wanna grab a drink in Manhattan Fri night? I'll be on the upper West side.

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Astor Wines actually has a good bourbon selection. I suggest starting there.

My company's holiday party is on Friday, but I intend to skip out early. Can probably meet you around 9:30.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

When will you atone for your sinful ways and accept the Fender Stratocaster as your true savior?

Sorry, I don't do messianic religions.

 

[jaxn slim]

Astor Wines actually has a good bourbon selection. I suggest starting there.

My company's holiday party is on Friday, but I intend to skip out early. Can probably meet you around 9:30.

Cool. I'm still not sure what my evening is going to look like, but that should work for me.

 

[Kelly]

Will you and @Flamencology ever elope?

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

Will you and @Flamencology ever elope?

No, I'm already spoken for and so is he.

 

[tompetty]

Fuck...lol......'Turns Off Computer And Loads Dishwasher'

I need a swift kick...........................

 

[Kelly]

No, I'm already spoken for and so is he.

When will you stop living in denial and marry your boyfriend, Howie? WHEN?

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

When will you stop living in denial and marry your boyfriend, Howie? WHEN?

I live in New York.

 

[Flamencology]

No, I'm already spoken for and so is he.

Alas!

 

[Theodore]

I now pronounce you

and

.

 

[Kelly]

I live in New York.

It's legal in all 50 states.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

It's legal in all 50 states.

Jump higher next time.

 

[OGG]

Who the fuck doesn't like Billy Connolly?

Too Cerebral?

Too Scottish?

WTF!

I call shenanigans.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

Who the fuck doesn't like Billy Connolly?

Too Cerebral?

Too Scottish?

WTF!

I call shenanigans.

He was hilarious in the early 90s. The last thing I saw by him was not good.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

Do you remember pizza?