For the sexual depraved on the forum....ummm,,,, I'm just gonna leave this here.

[smurfco]

Let's have the forum decide. Somebody want to set up a gallop poll?

 

[Tig]

Let's have the forum decide. Somebody want to set up a gallop poll?

lol-049

 

[jelloman]

We really have to reign this in soon.

Some would vote neigh...

 

[micwalt]

 

[frunobulax]

I can't stop thinking about Catherine the Great

 

[Flamencology]

I think you're all depraved for caring poor about bad puns than about the beautiful horses.

 

[smurfco]

I think you're all depraved for caring poor about bad puns than about the beautiful horses.

I figured you'd be the first one to trot out that lame talking point.

 

[Flamencology]

I figured you'd be the first one to trot out that lame talking point.

This has gone on far too long. Time to crop it.

 

[smurfco]

Really? Because I think a lot of folks, myself included, have been glued to this thread.

 

[Tig]

 

[Punchy]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Tig. Too far.

 

[Tig]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Tig. Too far.

Redemption post

 

[Ignored Member]

Redemption post

Too late now. It's already out of the barn.

 

[Punchy]

When you come out of the gate that badly, it's hard to recover.

 

[Tig]

When you come out of the gate that badly, it's hard to recover.

Aw, shoot!

 

[BEACHBUM]

All that equine pulchritude got me to feeling my oats. It's almost like I'm back in the saddle again.

 

[smurfco]

....Sarah Jessica Parker.

 

[Gary Blanchard]

We are dorks. Half naked women and we make horse puns.

 

[Ignored Member]

We are dorks. Half naked women and we make horse puns.

Stop nagging.

 

[Coralkong]

On a serious note, I knew a guy who invented an electric horse masturbation device to collect semen from stud horses. He had a boat down the dock from me in Chestertown, MD.

His boat was a lot bigger than mine.

No really, he invented and patented an electric horse stimulator that jerked off horses.

He made millions off of it.