DdBob
Dogue in teh desert
so last night I walked into the kitchen and in the sink was a monster cockroach. I eased back and grabbed my trusty Enoz flyswatter
the best flyswatter ever made. if you've only used cheap plastic ones you are in for a life changing experience with one of these bad boys, the power accuracy, speed and range with these is mind blowing.....
anyway I waited for him to make a move and he did like all cockroaches will do. I gave him a soft tap and he scurried to the floor (good because i didn't want roach guts on the counter) he lay there flat on his back on the floor. i get two papper towels and proceed to pickhim up and that's when he REANIMATES and crawls up my wrist. I well at the fucker and , shake mywrist and he falls to the floor. with one decisive stomp I splatter him on the kitchen floor with my CROCS
FWIW I am very clean, always have been. I'm not some slob who lives in filth but in my part of town the roaches are abound. I have more than once seen dead ones in the middle of the street on early morning dog walks. I'm sure they spray the sewers but it is what it is. I've also witnessed a couple here and there in the backyard way out in the dirt, nothing around. So don't view me as a slob
anyway have you guys ever had any encounters with ZOMBIE ROACHES > Any roach stories in general you'd like to share ?
...there was also the time i got out of the shower once and grabbed my tow and a flying monster roach kamakazied me in the chest :(
anyway I waited for him to make a move and he did like all cockroaches will do. I gave him a soft tap and he scurried to the floor (good because i didn't want roach guts on the counter) he lay there flat on his back on the floor. i get two papper towels and proceed to pickhim up and that's when he REANIMATES and crawls up my wrist. I well at the fucker and , shake mywrist and he falls to the floor. with one decisive stomp I splatter him on the kitchen floor with my CROCS
FWIW I am very clean, always have been. I'm not some slob who lives in filth but in my part of town the roaches are abound. I have more than once seen dead ones in the middle of the street on early morning dog walks. I'm sure they spray the sewers but it is what it is. I've also witnessed a couple here and there in the backyard way out in the dirt, nothing around. So don't view me as a slob
anyway have you guys ever had any encounters with ZOMBIE ROACHES > Any roach stories in general you'd like to share ?
...there was also the time i got out of the shower once and grabbed my tow and a flying monster roach kamakazied me in the chest :(