You gotta love Illinois

Discussion in 'Jack's Place' started by Dew Knot Hump, Feb 5, 2010.

    Feb 5, 2010
  1. Dew Knot Hump Sausager

    So the day after Tuesdays election it came out that guy who won the Democratic Lt. Governor race is:

    A former user of three different types of illegally obtained steroids
    While on steroids he was arrested for choking his wife
    Made his money as a pawnbroker
    Was accused of holding a knife to his girlfriends throat. One month later the girlfriend pleaded guilty to being a prostitute.


    I'm moving to Wisconsin.
  2. Feb 5, 2010
  3. Flamencology You don't deserve koa.

    Vote Anjinsan!
  4. Feb 5, 2010
  5. Dew Knot Hump Sausager

    I try to do the exact opposite of what that guy does.
  6. Feb 5, 2010
  7. Denverdave Resident Ragamuffin


    Canada might be better.....
  8. Feb 5, 2010
  9. OGG Master of the Meh

    Nowhere in that description did I see the word "Corrupt" though...

    Guy looks like a step in the right direction. :aok:
  10. Feb 5, 2010
  11. Phil513 Kick Henry Jackassowski

    Whatever happened with that whole Blago thing?
  12. Feb 5, 2010
  13. Denverdave Resident Ragamuffin

    He could be the next governor of California!
  14. Feb 5, 2010
  15. Jeremy Also no borders.

    He's getting ready to go on celebrity apprentice. :weebz:

    I was reading that about Cohen in the Trib this morning, what a fucking mess. :facepalm:
  16. Feb 5, 2010
  17. Dew Knot Hump Sausager

    He got indicted on some other charges last week and the trial starts in June. Supposedly he is going to blow the whistle and if that happens we won't have any politicians because they will all be in jail.

    Blago lives about ten minutes from me, my polling place is in a bar owned by Richard Mell who not only is my alderman but he's Blagos father in law.

    It's a small world.
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  19. Theodore Pingüino Rodríguez

    Closed primary is a douchebag.
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  21. hobo simple guitar player

    Ever heard of the Quad Cities. They once had a race track there. Politicians are the only ones who can live out their fantasies at our expense.

    By the way, have you ever played at Sam's Bowling alley, "wells fargo" in Moline
  22. Feb 5, 2010
  23. Dew Knot Hump Sausager

    Yeah I know where Quad Cities is, never played there though. I have played at the Fireside Bowl and the Lincoln Square Bowling Center in Chicago a number of time though.
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  25. Puckman YOU SUCK!

    And people make fun of CA...

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