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This musician was new to town, and didn't have anything to do after his gig,
so he hopped in a cab and asked the driver what the hot club was in town.
The cabby said I'll take you to this big, new club where everybodys' going, something different.

The musician walked in, and door number one was right there, so he went in.
There were men in tuxes and ladies in gowns, talking about diplomatic channels, talking in foreign languages, holding long stem glasses,
so he tried door number two. There were a lot of people in suits and dresses, talking about manufacturing, drinking lots of shots.
He tried door number three, seeing a loud crowd with a busy bar, just seeming too noisy,
so he thought he'd try the last door, going in there and seeing one man by himself, who asked "Got any sticks?"

A Buddy Rich joke, as told on Johnny Carson.
typed by tappers that shook hands with Herbie Mann.
 
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