This...exactly this and nothing more need be said...I don't understand why there is any flavor that isn't frosted strawberry.
I used to work with a guy that would make poptart sandwiches for lunch. He'd bring in some lunchmeat and get a 2 pack of tarts from the vending machine:
strawberry poptart
deli ham
strawberry poptart
That is warped.
Blueberry, obviously. Though, I'm not sure that I've eaten one since college.
I've graduated to these:
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