What Will Be Your Epitaph?

Tiltsta said:
My dad actually told me to not worry about any fancy container for his ashes when he dies, and he suggested a coffee can or a mason jar. lol. Cheap until the very end.
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I was given my step moms cremains in a ziplock bad inside a clear Tupperware container a couple of months ago. I'm still not sure what to do with her. She specified no funeral or burial. I'm half tempted to sneak onto the golf course she played when I was a kid and spread her ashes there. Her other favorite place was the local bowling alley and that would be a bit harder to pull off.
 
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surfsteve said:
Rest assured, our turkey and black vultures here are numerous and robust.
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Won't you see that my bones are picked clean
Oh won't you see that my bones are picked clean
Keep all of those vultures hungry and lean
So they'll see that my bones are picked clean

(J. Page and R. Plant; arr. B. L. Jefferson)
 
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
The worms play Pinochle on my snout.
They use my bones as telephones,
and call me when not home.
 
Here are some possibilities--He really didn't think it would burn that fast.
What an idiot.
Well, he lived, he died.
His dog ate his face. (see the swiss people-pets thread)
I guess a gun can just go off.
Killed by stacks of marshalls.
Killed by falling stage light.
This is your brain on drugs.
Drink to me. Drink to my health. You know I can't drink any more.
He was always good at pissing off his band mates. We kinda saw it coming.
Who woulda thought you could jack yourself off to death?
That was good smoke. He literally coughed his head off.

The possibilities are endless.
 
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