What happens to us when we die?

[Ignored Member]

AARP keeps sending us mail

 

[GomezAddams]

I just got a facebook birthday notification from a friend who died almost a year ago.

 

[OGG]

Linkedin keeps sending us updates.

Oh, now you've done it! Don't get me started on those motherfuckers.

I spent 45 minutes the other night carefully navigating their stupid obstacle course of a website, trying to once and for all end the mind boggling torrent of emails I get from them.

After much searching and swearing, I managed to uncheck every box for email notifications. I also finally managed to "unfollow" some asshat named Bob Grant, whom I don't know, and could not possibly fucking care less about reading daily updates from.

Today I got two (so far) emails from those bastards, one of which was an update on Bob fucking Grant, and both were supposedly options that I turned off notifications for.

Fuck LinkedIn in their stupid fucking meathead face.

I should have never signed up for that useless piece of shit.

If I ever have a legitimate psychotic break, their corporate offices are just a few short hours up the road. Shits gonna get real!

(I am joking about that last part, relax).

 

[huskerdude]

This thread is now for great songs about murder:

 

[Jake S.]

This thread is now for great songs about murder:

 

[Punchy]

@OGG - filters are your friends

 

[OGG]

@OGG - filters are your friends

You should all know by now that I don't have a filter.

I'm Lewis Black with Tourette's.

 

[BoomBoomBigelow]

I hope when I die, that somebody on MWGLF starts a thread where I'm sent mojo on a regular basis.

 

[Rick 381]

Your soul goes to a garage in Brooklyn

 

[Ignored Member]

Bob F. Grant here. Just wanted to pop in and say hi.

 

[Kerouac]

This thread is now for great songs about murder:

And a stellar performance.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

worms.

 

[Rick 381]

At work in the Employee Relations Act it states that if you die you most bring in your death certificate or you will be terminated for no call/no show.

 

[Tig]

 

[Virtual Pariah]

I'm assuming my guitars will be sold for what I claimed I paid for them.

 

[Gary Blanchard]

Linkedin keeps sending us updates.

My sister died a few years ago and Facebook still tells me to wish her a happy birthday. :(

 

[Alex W]

I hope when I die, that somebody on MWGLF starts a thread where I'm sent mojo on a regular basis.

Oh crap, you're still alive? I've been sending you mojo for months!

 

[OGG]

Bob F. Grant here. Just wanted to pop in and say hi.

Hi Bob!


Fuck off from sending me emails.

Thanks champ, you're the greatest.

 

[Modern Saint]

Hey Spock just died...

Wonder if he could be resurrected using the Genesis Project?

 

[BoomBoomBigelow]

Oh crap, you're still alive? I've been sending you mojo for months!

Keep it up! I'm beginning to twitch.