What are you bellwether menu choices when trying a new restaurant?

[Help!I'maRock!]

I order spaghetti bolognese everywhere and I mean everywhere.

But sir, this is an ice cream stand.

 

[vonbladet]

But sir, this is an ice cream stand.

Very well young man I'll have spaghetti-bolognese-flavour ice-cream. Without the ice cream.

 

[yabba]

sub-par spaghetti bolognese is a sure-fire indicator of a sub-par ice cream stand!

 

[Theodore]

Big Mac

 

[Dudeman1967]

sub-par spaghetti bolognese is a sure-fire indicator of a sub-par ice cream stand!

Spaghetti bolognese was Baskin Robbins' 32nd flavor. It nearly brought down the empire.

 

[DFB]

Italian go for a veal dish. A saltinbocca is my choice.
Indian I go for a Korma or a Vindaloo.
Mexican,slap something from the dumpster on a tortilla add shitty cheese and avocado. I will then toss it soon as it's served.

 

[Jbird]

Why would you put a slice of bologna on spaghetti?

 

[335clone]

Clam Chowder

If they can't get that right, fuck 'em and move on.

 

[Punchy]

Burgers and beer. If either are subpar I probably won't return.