James Franciscus
Kick Henry Jackassowski
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Because music is a competition. There can be only one.
Because music is a competition. There can be only one.
I have altered the scale. Pray I don't alter it further.
I only play a very specific sub-sect of Eastern blues originating from a small village of Indian immigrants in Bangladesh. I would explain it, but the punishment for doing so to Westerners is death.OGG Scale is staple in western blues jams.
I only play a very specific sub-sect of Eastern blues originating from a small village of Indian immigrants in Bangladesh. I would explain it, but the punishment for doing so to Westerners is death.
I only became privy to it myself after the plane I was in with Brian Williams and Bill O'Reilly took a SAM hit and we had to bail out.
When we parachuted into the middle of the village, we were instantly treated as Gods, much like C3PO with the Ewoks.
It turned out that Brian knew their language because in a bizarre coincidence, he had studied their unique culture while obtaining his Doctorate from Cambridge.
O'Reilly didn't know shit, all he could do was to keep trying to explain to them who was behind the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. It was embarrassing.
I entertained the locals with a guitar I had taken with me into the war zone to get autographed by Toby Keith for a leukemia patient back in Maryland I had met while getting patched up from the injuries I sustained while doing an undercover investigative journalism piece on former KGB spies now leading ruthless prison gangs from behind bars in Siberia.
Anyway, when they heard the standard Western scale of 12, they were horrified. It was like nails on a chalkboard to them.
One of the villagers and I ended up adding several additional frets, using filed down bits of shrapnel that Williams removed from my leg using the freshly severed claw of crab from the beach nearby.
Over the next 2 months while awaiting rescue, they taught me all I know.
I am eternally grateful.
So you see, I got this covered.
I bet you'd blow a lot of them out of the water.I would only stink the place up
If music is a competition...I'm still on the starting line
I think I should get some lessons from Brian Williams
I would love to participate, but I am currently training for the title of fastest guitar in the world.
I should do it and play all acoustic over the metal.