Want Tattoo, wife is against it

[Help!I'maRock!]

 

[Coralkong]

So hot.

 

[Tig]

 

[VoidTerraFirma]

 

[sunvalleylaw]

That's shortist. You are banished to the chocolate mines with the Oompa Loompas, and Randy Newman, also serving time there.

 

[OGG]

Is that a fancy tattoo you have hidden under your shirt sleeve?

No, it's de plane!

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[Honkridge]

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

That's shortist. You are banished to the chocolate mines with the Oompa Loompas, and Randy Newman, also serving time there.

You realize this is a parody thread, right?

 

[sunvalleylaw]

You realize this is a parody thread, right?

Absolutely. Was just being silly.

 

[Wyatt]

Don't do it, Tattoo was such a hassle, even Roarke had to replace him with Mr Belvedere for the last season.

 

[Guitar Heel]

Would.

 

[GomezAddams]

Susan Tyrell, the absolute queen of the campy, over-the-top actresses, had a thing for him.
https://www.villagevoice.com/2012/06/26/susan-tyrrell-told-me-about-dating-herve-villechaize/