Beardhugger.
MTR.
A girl at Bed, Bath, and Beyond gave me her phone number and the pretty, Wednesday Addams-esque girl at Jimmy Johns not only liked it but asked if she could touch it.
I love my new haircut.
Honestly cutting my hair was a turning point in my life. I shit you not.
Well, there you have it. The most important votes are in!
Oh, and good luck. We're all counting on you.
Did you meet Mrs. Wein before the hair was shorn or after?
A girl at Bed, Bath, and Beyond gave me her phone number and the pretty, Wednesday Addams-esque girl at Jimmy Johns not only liked it but asked if she could touch it.
I love my new haircut.
Sent from my iPhone at a Tijuana donkey show.
I'm still waiting for you to get me the Meijer meth-girl's number