um. wow.

[Mark Wein]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/...0-years_n_5617590.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

 

[Gary Blanchard]

I hate when that happens.

 

[jelloman]

I wonder how long it took for the battery to die after she shoved it in there...

 

[Coralkong]

Not sure HOW that happens, actually.......I mean, I guess I know how it happened, but really,.......

Nevermind.

 

[bsman]

She was probably buzzed when it happened....

:rim:

 

[Mrs.P]

How big is that cave, that it got lost in there for 10yrs?

 

[Tig]

"doctors she used the five-inch toy in a drunken sexual encounter a decade ago and didn't remember whether she took it out or not"

So she didn't notice that there was something still up in there... For 10 years?? messedup0
Hell, she could of had doll house furniture and a six pack in there as well!

 

[Coralkong]

"doctors she used the five-inch toy in a drunken sexual encounter a decade ago and didn't remember whether she took it out or not"

So she didn't notice that there was something still up in there... For 10 years?? messedup0
Hell, she could of had doll house furniture and a six pack in there as well!

My kind of woman.

 

[shoeless]

This also solves the mystery of why there was a low humming sound coming from her midsection whenever she twisted to the right...which would only stop when she twisted back to the left.

 

[jp_nyc]

This is why people should stick to butt plugs. You’ll know if you leave one of those in.

 

[Mrs.P]

"doctors she used the five-inch toy in a drunken sexual encounter a decade ago and didn't remember whether she took it out or not"

So she didn't notice that there was something still up in there... For 10 years?? messedup0
Hell, she could of had doll house furniture and a six pack in there as well!

Now that's just silly. Why would she put doll house furniture in there?

 

[Tig]

My kind of woman.

Pull up (out?) a chair. Get comfortable.

This also solves the mystery of why there was a low humming sound coming from her midsection whenever she twisted to the right...which would only stop when she twisted back to the left.

 

[Coralkong]

Now that's just silly. Why would she put doll house furniture in there?

I was more interested in the 6 pack.

 

[shoeless]

Now that's just silly. Why would she put doll house furniture in there?

To give Buzz Lightyear something to sit on?

 

[Tig]

Now that's just silly. Why would she put doll house furniture in there?

Oi, she was drunk at the time and, well, it appears that she had enough real estate.

 

[Denverdave]

How could subsequent men not notice something like that. Unless there were no subsequent men....or they were all drunken encounters.

 

[Ignored Member]

Doc: "Ma'am, we've found something. Ma'am, we've found something."

Patient: "Why did you say that twice?"

Doc: "I didn't."

 

[Gary Blanchard]

Did they find Jimmy Hoffa? Jimmy Buffet's lost shaker of salt?

 

[Coralkong]

Did they find Jimmy Hoffa? Jimmy Buffet's lost shaker of salt?

Some people claim that there's a woman to blame.....

 

[Gary Blanchard]

Some people claim that there's a woman to blame.....

And now we know who she is.